As TV legend Art Linkletter famously remarked, “Kids say the darndest things.” It was true during Linkletter’s popular television show, and it’s true today. Teachers, parents, aunts, uncles, coaches and others have been baffled and bemused by some of the craziest things kids say. We asked popular greeting e-card company Doozy Cards for some of the weirdest things kids say, and they delivered.
When you’re in the greeting card business, you’re also in the funny quote business. We’ve seen our share of crazy at Doozy Cards, but it’s always great to receive new quips. Children are the most dependable source of amusing, outrageous and enlightening content. When it comes to laugh-out-loud humor, seasoned comics have nothing on an honest child or toddler.
We questioned the general public for some of the weirdest kid quotes, and the response was tremendous. While all the entries were cackle-worthy, the following really caught our attention.
Shopping Trip: Pulling out all the Stops
Weirdest thing my Kid Ever Said
Unforgettable or Absurd Baby Name Trends
When it comes to baby names, it seems as if anything is acceptable, especially nowadays. From fictional characters to foods to random, obscure words, baby name trends are getting more outrageous as more parents get incredibly creative with their children’s names. Check out our top picks for the most unforgettable and absurd baby name trends of the past several years. Continue reading
25 Ideas to Help Out Your Community!
Here at Doozy Cards, we love helping people share special moments with family and friends with original eCards, but we also love helping those in need and we believe in giving back to our community. That’s why we donate a portion of our proceeds to St. Vincent Meals on Wheels–the largest privately funded meals program in the U.S. – every time someone signs up for a membership St. Vincent provides over one million nutritious meals every year to homebound seniors and others that are too weak, ill or impoverished to buy or prepare food for themselves. Continue reading
No matter how old we get, most of us will always be kids at heart. At Doozy Cards we love celebrating that kid in all of us and helping people spread the laughter and love of childhood to everyone they know. And do you remember all of the fun toys you used to dream about or ask your parents for your birthday when you were a kid? Well, just because you’ve grown up on the outside, doesn’t mean you can’t still dream of toys today: they may just look a little different that your childhood ones.
Let’s take a look at some of our favorite childhood dream toys and compare them to what toys we might dream about today:
Toy Cars vs. High -End Sports Car
Your Childhood Dream Toy VS Your Dream Toy Today
Over the decades kids have loved playing with toy cars of all types. From wooden ones to matchbox cars to fancy remote controlled ones: you’d race them around, make engine and tire noises, and build awesome obstacle courses. Now that you’re grown up, the cars of your dreams are a bit bigger, a lot faster, and you don’t have to make any sound effects for them. How about a sweet new Porsche, a Lamborghini or a Tesla for your driveway? Continue reading
How is there a National Holiday for Everything?
We absolutely adore holidays at Doozy Cards–celebrating, days off school and work, great food–but these days it seems like there’s a holiday everywhere you turn! We’re not talking about just your classic ones like 4th of July or St. Patrick’s Day. We’ve noticed more holidays for seemingly everyday things like National Pizza Day (Feb. 9th), National Chip and Dip Day (Mar. 23rd), and even National Gummi Worm Day (Jul. 15th)! There are even tons of non-food holidays like National Friendship Day (Aug. 2nd) and National Dance Like a Chicken Day (May 14th)!
Don’t get us wrong; we love eating pizza and dancing like a chicken, but where did all of these holidays come from and who decides when and what we celebrate? Is there some magical Wizard of Oz-type person that decides? If so, he or she must really love food and hugs! And let’s say you wanted to start your own special holiday, how would you do that? Well, it turns out there are a few different answers regarding where we get all of these holidays: Continue reading