The little witch mice are tickling a rib. He’s a very humerus skeleton, ha ha!

My first grader, Cooper, got into the car yesterday and said, “How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle his humerus bone,” he said while cracking up.  He was very pleased with his joke so we gave him some more to tell his friends. Here they are:

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?  Nobody.

Why was the Mummy tense?  He was all wound up.

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?  Dead ends.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?  Oh, anyone he could dig up.

Why does Dracula say he’s a good artist?  Because he likes to draw blood.

What’s a Vampire’s favorite candy?  An all-day sucker.

I am here to tell you, all kids love Halloween humor.  If you are feeling like a kid again and want to tickle some humerus bones, you can send some of our funny Halloween ecards to your friends and family.  Check out our funny Halloween ecards.