16 Hilarious Jokes Your Kids Will Love
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!
What has four legs but can’t walk?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What did Bacon say to Tomato?
Lettuce get together!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sunday, of course!
What dog keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
How did the barber win the race?
He knew a short cut.
What is brown and sticky?
Where do cows go on Friday night?
To the MOOOvie theater.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Where do pencils go for vacation?
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel!
Which flower talks the most?
Tulips, of course, ’cause they have two lips!